John Kerry

John Kerry goes in
a bar. The bartender says
“So, why the long face?”

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Feminists

To screw in a bulb
how many feminists does
it take? Not funny!!!

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Big government and global warming

The biggest problem
that’s not caused by government
is global warming.

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Kevin Bacon

A man was killed and
Kevin Bacon was charged with
sixth-degree murder.

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Earmarks and stimulus

How do you turn an
earmark into “stimulus”?
Just add three zeroes.

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Walk into a bar

Brit, Scot, and Paddy
walk into a bar.  Barkeep
says “Is this a joke?”

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Fish fight

Did you hear about
the big fight at the fish store?
Three fish got battered.

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