http://haikucomic.wordpress.com The Haiku Comic: / He's got a million of 'em / He'll be here all week. Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:06:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://haikucomic.wordpress.com http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2011/01/16/big-government-and-global-warming/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2011/01/16/big-government-and-global-warming/#comments Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:05:58 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=672 ]]> The biggest problem
that’s not caused by government
is global warming.

Tagged: global warming, government, haiku ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2011/01/16/big-government-and-global-warming/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/kevin-bacon/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/kevin-bacon/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:13:50 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=670 ]]> A man was killed and
Kevin Bacon was charged with
sixth-degree murder.

Tagged: Kevin Bacon ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/kevin-bacon/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/earmarks-and-stimulus/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/earmarks-and-stimulus/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:32:23 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/earmarks-and-stimulus/ ]]> How do you turn an
earmark into “stimulus”?
Just add three zeroes.

]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/earmarks-and-stimulus/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/walk-into-a-bar/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/walk-into-a-bar/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:03:15 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=665 ]]> Brit, Scot, and Paddy
walk into a bar.  Barkeep
says “Is this a joke?”

Tagged: haiku, joke, walk into a bar ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/walk-into-a-bar/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/fish-fight/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/fish-fight/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:22:01 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=663 ]]> Did you hear about
the big fight at the fish store?
Three fish got battered.

Tagged: fish, haiku, joke ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/fish-fight/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/political-jokes/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/political-jokes/#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:07:05 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=661 ]]> I don’t approve of
political jokes.  They tend
to get elected.

Tagged: haiku, joke, political joke ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/political-jokes/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/02/long-range-planning/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/02/long-range-planning/#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:36:24 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=659 ]]> I bought three cases
of beer today.  That’s what I
call long-range planning.

Tagged: beer, haiku, joke, long-range planning ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/02/long-range-planning/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/steamrolled-superheroes/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/steamrolled-superheroes/#comments Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:21:19 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=657 ]]> Batman and Robin
ran down by a steamroller:
Flatman and Ribbon.

Tagged: Batman, haiku, joke, Robin, steamroller ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/steamrolled-superheroes/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/collar-race/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/collar-race/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:48:52 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=655 ]]> Did you hear about
the dress shirt collars’ race?  It
ended in a tie.

Tagged: collar, haiku, joke, race, tie ]]> http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/collar-race/feed/ 0 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/elephant-and-kangaroo/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/elephant-and-kangaroo/#comments Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:20:04 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=652 ]]> Cross an elephant
and a kangaroo, you get
big holes Down Under.

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