Haiku Comic http://haikucomic.wordpress.com The Haiku Comic: / He's got a million of 'em / He'll be here all week. Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:13:50 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/e15836b7c290a74cb1030da6779d97b1?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Haiku Comic http://haikucomic.wordpress.com Kevin Bacon http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/kevin-bacon/ http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/2009/02/24/kevin-bacon/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:13:50 +0000 dju316 http://haikucomic.wordpress.com/?p=670 ]]>

A man was killed and
Kevin Bacon was charged with
sixth-degree murder.

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How do you turn an
earmark into “stimulus”?
Just add three zeroes.

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Brit, Scot, and Paddy
walk into a bar.  Barkeep
says “Is this a joke?”

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Did you hear about
the big fight at the fish store?
Three fish got battered.

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I don’t approve of
political jokes.  They tend
to get elected.

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I bought three cases
of beer today.  That’s what I
call long-range planning.

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Batman and Robin
ran down by a steamroller:
Flatman and Ribbon.

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Did you hear about
the dress shirt collars’ race?  It
ended in a tie.

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Cross an elephant
and a kangaroo, you get
big holes Down Under.

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A man got fired for
stealing from the slaughterhouse.
A pig squealed on him.

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