Kevin Bacon

A man was killed and
Kevin Bacon was charged with
sixth-degree murder.

Earmarks and stimulus

How do you turn an
earmark into “stimulus”?
Just add three zeroes.

Walk into a bar

Brit, Scot, and Paddy
walk into a bar.  Barkeep
says “Is this a joke?”

Fish fight

Did you hear about
the big fight at the fish store?
Three fish got battered.