Walk into a bar

Brit, Scot, and Paddy
walk into a bar.  Barkeep
says “Is this a joke?”

Fish fight

Did you hear about
the big fight at the fish store?
Three fish got battered.

Political jokes

I don’t approve of
political jokes.  They tend
to get elected.

Long-range planning

I bought three cases
of beer today.  That’s what I
call long-range planning.