Cookie ran over by a car

What did the cookie
say when he got run over
by a car?  “Oh, crumb!”

Basketballs in a bar

Two basketballs walked
into a bar.  One said to
the other “Your round.”

Energizer Rabbit arrested!

The Energizer
Rabbit was arrested and
charged with battery.

Just how fat is she?

Just how fat is she?
When I told her to haul ass
it took her two trips.