Entries from October 2008

October 31, 2008

Collar race

Did you hear about
the dress shirt collars’ race?  It
ended in a tie.

October 30, 2008

Elephant and kangaroo

Cross an elephant
and a kangaroo, you get
big holes Down Under.

October 30, 2008

Fired from the slaughterhouse

A man got fired for
stealing from the slaughterhouse.
A pig squealed on him.

October 28, 2008

Truthful politicians

When politicians
accidently tell the truth,
they call it a gaffe.