Entries from September 2008

September 26, 2008

Paper shop

Did you hear about
the man who bought a paper
shop?  It blew away.

September 25, 2008

Why did the bull frog cross the road?

Why did the bull frog
cross the road?  Because he was
tied to a chicken.

September 24, 2008

King Tut

What did King Tut say
when he woke up in his tomb?
“Hey!  Where’s all my stuff?”

September 23, 2008

Why don’t penguins fly?

Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they can’t afford to
pay for plane tickets.