Just how fat is she?

Just how fat is she?
Well, she shows up on radar.
That’s how fat she is.

Archeologist

Did you hear about
the archeologist?  His
career is in ruins.

Sick horse

Where does a horse go
when it isn’t feeling well?
To the horsepital.

Just how fat is she?

Just how fat is she?
She weighed herself.  The scale said
“To be continued.”