Tom Jones Syndrome

My doctor said I
have Tom Jones Syndrome and it’s
not unusual.

Minnesota State Fair motto

Minnesota State
Fair motto:  It tastes better
if it’s on a stick.

Half-brained blonde

What do you call a
blonde with only half a brain?
You call her gifted.

Where is my home town?

Where is my home town?
About five miles west of the
middle of nowhere.