Jail break headline

Headline when midget
seer escaped from jail: Small
Medium at Large.

Really small beaches

What laps up on the
shores of extremely tiny
beaches?  Microwaves.

Ham and eggs

If I had some eggs
then I could have ham and eggs
if I had some ham.

Artificial insemination for cows

There’s artificial
insemination for cows
now. It’s true. No bull.