Puppy’s favorite pizza

What is a puppy’s
favorite kind of pizza?
Pupparoni.  Duh.

Dinosaur bad driver

I’m a dinosaur.
I crash my car all the time.
What’s my name?  T Wrecks.

A mouse fell into a soda

A mouse fell into
a soda.  He wasn’t hurt.
It was a soft drink.

I’m not perfect

I’m not perfect.  I
thought I made a mistake once.
I was mistaken.