Entries from April 2008

April 30, 2008

How many sides does a circle have?

How many sides does
a circle have? It has two:
inside and outside.

April 29, 2008

Where does a giant gorilla sleep?

Where does a giant
gorilla sleep? Wherever
he wants to, that’s where.

April 28, 2008

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Why did the rooster
cross the road? Because it was
the chicken’s day off.

April 27, 2008

When God gave you teeth

When God gave you teeth
He ruined a perfect asshole.
It’s incredible.