Knock, knock. Who is there?

Knock, knock.  Who is there?
Pizza man.  Pizza man who?
I have your pizza.

You’ll never hear this playing golf

You’ll never hear this
playing golf:  “Hang tough, Tiger.
You get a shot here.”

My wife’s a bad cook

My  wife’s a bad cook.
How bad?  Well, at my house we
pray after we eat.

Just how fat was she?

Just how fat was she?
When she was a child, her mom
would dress her alike.