Entries from February 2008

February 25, 2008

Black History Month

Black History Month
is the year’s shortest month.  It’s
a conspiracy.

February 24, 2008

Toilet cleaner

Right now I’m cleaning
out toilets, but I’ve always
wanted to direct.

February 23, 2008

What’s black and white and red all over?

What’s black and white and
red all over?  A zebra
with a bad sunburn.

February 22, 2008

Houses of Parliament

Texan:  “Can you please
tell me where the Houses of
Parliament are at?”
Englishman:  “It is
wrong to end a sentence with
a preposition.”
Texan:  “Tell me where
the Houses of Parliament
are at, you big jerk.”