I am not bald

I am not bald. I
am just a little bit too
tall for my haircut.

I can’t help you with that

I’m sorry, but I
can’t help you with that.  I have
a bad attitude.

I broke a button and a shoestring

I broke a button
and a shoestring this morning.
I’m afraid to pee.

Cows on a date

Where did the boy cow
and the girl cow go on their
date?  To the moo-vies.