If men are from Mars
May 16, 2008 by dju316If men are from Mars
and women are from Venus
where are children from?
What do you call a
May 15, 2008 by dju316What do you call a
dog with no legs. It doesn’t
matter. He won’t come.
What did one wall say
May 14, 2008 by dju316What did one wall say
to the other wall? I’ll meet
you in the corner.
Boy, she was ugly
May 13, 2008 by dju316Boy, she was ugly.
How ugly? When she was born
they slapped her mother.
What do you call a
May 12, 2008 by dju316What do you call a
hundred thousand lawyers in
a fire? A good start.
Just how fat is she?
May 11, 2008 by dju316Just how fat is she?
At a restaurant, she orders
one of everything.
Why do they call it
May 10, 2008 by dju316Why do they call it
PMS? Because “mad cow
disease” was taken.
Why did the man throw
May 9, 2008 by dju316Why did the man throw
his alarm clock off his roof?
To see if time flies.
Just how fat was she?
May 8, 2008 by dju316Just how fat was she?
I heard her Spandex complain.
That’s how fat she was.
There are only three
May 7, 2008 by dju316There are only three
kinds of people: those who can
count and those who can’t.
